1. I miei fra bevono doppio malto, girano col doppio fondo fanno la faccia tipo non mi sto drogando e intanto pensano fotto il mondo!

    — Gemitaiz. (via gemitaizmadman)

  2. anjamoon:

    staininyourbrain:

    being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh.

    extremely. stressful.

    I am fucking dying

  3. brainbubblegum:

    bogleech:

    igotshitiwannasay:

    frankmorys:

    two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

    for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires

    You know what’s even more adorable

    They decide to try and draw each other

    And they both have the drawing skills of toddlers

    OOOOOOOOOHHHH, NOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! <3<3<3

    image

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  5. (Source: 40ozvannyc)

  6. theperksofbeingdisabled:

    Halloween costumes ideas for those in wheels Vol. II

  7. stubbornjerk:

    that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever

    (Source: archatlas)

  8. (Source: virginitay)

  9. alternative-pokemon-art:

goodbye

    alternative-pokemon-art:

    goodbye

  10. (Source: its-salah)

  11. swoleinvelvet:

taylorsplat:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

WHAT

    swoleinvelvet:

    taylorsplat:

    ashieart:

    heytheretylerr:

    WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

    This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

    It’s a wizard

    WHAT

    (Source: BBC)

  12. markus-of-nuttus:

    demispooky:

    male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

    where is the lie tho

  13. bedussey:

    witnessing fall out boy play “chicago is so two years ago” live in chicago was probably the pinnacle of my life which gives me absolutely no hope for the future

  14. taint3ed:

    I just want to be a slut for one man.

  15. lolerzz:

    omg this is an actual thing that happened